Want to hear a joke? "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Pat Moore." "Pat Moore who?" "Pat Moore who is going to kick everyone at SNOWBOARDER Magazine's ass if they make some joke about him being a jock in the America's Next Top Pro Model writeup!" Kidding aside, you know what isn't a joke? How seriously good Pat Moore is at riding a snowboard. If it's covered in snow Pat can shred it. Keep in mind that the second-to-last time Pat competed at Hood he won the Abominable Snowjam halfpipe title and got second in the World Tailblocking Championships!